I have read this is a TV movie, but I believe this is a godforsaken mess that was never really seen on TV until Troma got it. I don't know, nor do I care.
Two astronauts get caught in a wormhole and are sent to a strange planet where there are two suns. Nothing is really explained, and that's fine, but damn it would have been nice for just a little explanation anyway. It gets worse.
The men find a race of ignorent cavemen and are captured, but they are rescued by nice looking cave women. One of the men forges a bond with the women while the other just wants to get home or get laid.
There are so many lame, and I mean LAME fight scenes between the cavemen and the women and there isn't one damned dinosaur in sight. The scantily clad women are the ONLY reason to watch this movie. Boring and dumb with no idea where it's really going.
Oh yeah, and Jan Michael Vincent has a small role as...well I don't know. I'll call him a "wise man". Avoid this movie and watch paint dry...it's more fun.
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